WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF 1. MONICA LEWINSKI 2. O.J. SIMPSON 3. TED KENNEDY 4. BILL CLINTON WHY YOU ASK? 1. MONICA IS A HOOKER 2. O.J. IS A SLICER 3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND.... 4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST!