Things you should know about cats
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
As every cat owner knows, you don't really own a cat, the cats owns you.
One cat just leads to another.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
