Blonde jokes 2
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to
some tracks. The first blond said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They
argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the
train hit them.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get
the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger
stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said
anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her
husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a
handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a
beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own
head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her
not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut
up...you're next!"
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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! they spelled MACYS wrong.
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
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