Floridians
A Floridian, a New Yorker, and a Canadian are in a bar one night having some
beers. The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In New York
our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one
twice".
The Canadian (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says ,"In
Canada we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either".
The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New Yorker and the
Canadian. He says "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and Canadians that
we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
