Cat joke
Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour
peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced
youngster was up to, he politely asked,
"What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and
I've just buried him."
The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for
a goldfish, isn't it?"
Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he's inside your f_cking cat."