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Candidate Gives Viagra, Calls for Nation to Rise


Candidate Gives Viagra, Calls for Nation to Rise

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) - Promising to invigorate Colombians in the struggle against war and corruption, a presidential candidate startled drivers by handing out samples of impotence drug Viagra.

"We want our votes to dose Colombia with Viagra, to lift and to firm up the country, make peace swell, by standing up to the corrupt and stiffening our people," presidential hopeful Ingrid Betancourt told Reuters at traffic lights Thursday in downtown Bogota.

Followed by nervous police bodyguards and assistants dangling plastic bags of tablets, the slightly built Betancourt -- wearing a blue, Viagra-colored T-shirt -- darted from car to car as they stopped at red lights.

"Colombia must rise up!" exclaimed a scruffily dressed man with curly gray hair after Betancourt gave him a pill.

-- from Yahoo! News ( http://news.yahoo.com/ ) - And yes, it is a real story.



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