Blonde Joke 11
The police academy instructor was conducting an in-class survey,
questioning three blonde female officers who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he
only has one eye!"
The police Instructor says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture
shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect,
how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too
easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The instructor angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of
course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of
his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would
you recognize him?" He quickly adds"...think hard before giving me a
stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmm...
the suspect wears contact lenses.
"The instructor is surprised and speechless, because he really doesn't
know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file
and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in
his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I
can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear."
