Blonde Breast Stroke Competition
A blonde woman competed with a brunette
woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast
Stroke division of an English Channel swim
competition. The brunette came in first,
the redhead second. The blonde woman
finally reached shore completely exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and
coffee she remarked, "I don't want to
complain, but I think those other two girls
used their arms."
