This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully
enjoying himself, when his wife walks up behind him and whacks him solidly
on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. He landed on the floor face
first, seeing stars and trying to figure out what had just happened to him.
He sat up and asked, "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Barbie Baby written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the track? Barbie Baby
was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house. Three
days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the
frying pan swatting stunt.
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."