Australian Humor
Pat and Mick are driving through the Northern Territory in Australia when
they are pulled over by the Police. The Police Officer walks over to the
car and taps on the window with his baton. Pat rolls down the window and
WHACK!, the Policeman smacks him around the head with the baton.
Pat says, "What the hell was that for?" The Policeman replies, "You're in
the Northern Territory now, and when we pull you over, you'd better have
your licence ready by the time we get to the car because we don't take crap
from anyone"
Pat says, "Sorry Officer, we're not from round here."
The Police Officer runs a check on Pats licence and everything is in order.
He gives Pat his licence back and walks around to the passenger side door
and taps on the window with his baton.
Mick in the car rolls down his window, and WHACK! - the Officer smacks him
with the baton too. Mick, holding his head, says, "What the f_ck was that
for?"
The Officer replies, "Just making your wish come true - I know that two
kilometers down the road, you were gonna say to your friend here "would've
liked to see that copper arsehole try that shit with me!"
