Some of My Favorite Christmas Carols...
"Rudolph the Reindeer with an Inner Ear Infection"
"Away in a Drunk Tank"
"Here We Come A-Wassailing, Whatever the Hell That Means"
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Infected"
"Frosty the Freak"
"Jack Frost Roasting on an Open Fire"
"Walking in a Woman's Wonderbra"
And of course those great holiday movies:
I Saw Mommy Nailing Santa Claus
Ten Lords-a-Leaping and a Flight Attendant
Dasher Does Dancer
Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia
Hot Buttered Elves
Santa's Magic Lap
I'm Not Rudolph, and That's Not My Nose