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Quote of the Day


Buk Monday, July 28, 2003 at 10:07 AM

"Twenty beers at most if you want me to be perfectly honest, officer. But that's it, really."

-- unidentified German motorist, when asked by a police officer if he had anything to drink. 


"I've no idea why he told them, maybe because he was drunk."

-- Raymund Sandach, police spokesperson, commenting on the above admission.


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