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North Korea's new secret weapon


Buk Monday, February 24, 2003 at 11:35 AM

According to reports from Reuters, North Korea has a new weapon with which to fend off an attack from the Americans.  They plan to sing.  Loudly.  The daily newspaper Rodong Sinmun reports that if North Korea is attacked, they will respond with a song that has the power to fill "imperialists and enemies with mortal terror".

(Hmm... the use of singing to invoke terror.  Apparently they have been watching American Idol.)


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