Ohio gets tough with escaped cows
| Guest |
Friday, April 5, 2002 at 3:40 PM |
Remember the cow that escaped in Cincinnati and hid in the woods eluding police for over a week? We'll it's happened again. Sort of...
This time a steer escaped from stockyards in Bucyrus, Ohion, and wandered onto the local golf course, where it was shot and killed by local police. Apparently golf courses don't make for good hiding places.
| Muhammed Goldstein |
Tuesday, April 9, 2002 at 5:44 AM |
We must protect our golf courses from these enraged bovine terrorists! It is our right to defend ourselves from the bad lies that cow droppings present. This can no longer be called an "isolated incident", it is a way of life for cattle.
| Guest |
Tuesday, April 9, 2002 at 11:42 AM |
Perhaps the cows just want somewhere they can play bingo?
