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Slow News Day


Buk Friday, September 13, 2002 at 2:35 PM

Sometimes you can tell it's a slow news day just from the headlines.  Here are three examples, from Reuters and the AP:

Oldest penis 100 million years old
(feel free to insert your own Timex jokes here)

Giuliani Gives Up Comb-Over
(well good for him!)

Mexico City Cops to Wear Sombreros
(Is this really news, I mean really, where else would cops wear sombreros?  Now if they said something like "London Cops to Wear Sombreros", that might be interesting.)


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