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You can buy ANYTHING on eBay


Buk Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 8:12 AM

Recently offered on eBay, item #2372779353...

I, as emperor of West Virginia, have been appointed as steward of this sale. You are bidding on the ENTIRE STATE of West Virginia. Please note that this auction does not come with governing rites, nor the inhabitants of said property. You also may not change the state flag, bird, or so on. This is merely for bragging rights, or to hang a sign in your garage that says, 'I own West Virginia.' Also please note, you will have every right to succeed from the union, but that has been tried in the past without much success. I am also willing to relinquish the seat of 'Emperor' FOR FREE!


Guest Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 6:17 PM

who IS this guy trying to usurp MY throne?


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