Chicken flu
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Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 2:15 AM |
The red phone at the White House rings. On the other side, Putin wants to speak with Bush.
P.: Hallo George, here is Vladimir
B.: Hallo Vladimir, here is George. What's up?
P.: Some farmers have told me there are troubles with chicken. What should I do?
B.: It's quite simple: you're supposed to kill'em all.
P.: Kill' em all? Wow, I was just thinking about sending them to Siberia...
B.: To Siberia? What would be the point in a region filled with useless chickens?
P.: Gosh, chickens? I thought we were talking about the farmers...
