Two for Company
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Wednesday, August 4, 2004 at 1:28 PM |
A woman is at her home cheating on her husband with another man. When her husband is approaching the house she says ”damn my husbands home you better go hide in the closet!” so the man runs off to the closet but her son follows him in.
In the closet the boy says “my my isn’t it really really dark in here? Hey do you want to buy my baseball for 30 dollars?” The man says to the boy in a low voice “hell no kid your crazy its not even worth 2 bucks.” Then the boy insists “But i’ll i’ll tell on you!” So the guy says fine kid but your being a real pain in the ass!”
The next day the Woman is stuck in the same position her husband is coming up the driveway and she still has the other man at her house so she sends him to the closet again.
And the boy follows the guy in the closet again.
In the closet the boy brakes the silence by adding “My my isn’t it really really dark in here? Hey how about I’ll sell you my baseball bat for 50 dollars?” The guy doesn’t answer this time. Then the boy says “But i’ll i’ll tell on you!” The guy still doesn’t answer so the boy starts saying “dady-dady” so the guys like “fine shut up I will!”
The next Day the Woman is stuck in the same situation yet again so she sends the guy of to the closet for the 3rd time. The boy follows and in the closet the boy is like “My my isn’t it really really dark in here? This time I am going to sell you my baseball glove for 40 dollars.” The guy is thinking to himself how the hell did I do this to myself again. Then the boy is like “But i’ll tell on you!” So the guy is like “fine little man but never again I am not getting stuck in here again!”
The next day the boy is talking to his dad hey dad guess what? I sold my baseball bat, ball, and glove for 120 dollars.” Then his dad was said in a demanding voice “son that is very bad you shouldn’t rip people off like that. It’s a sin so you better go to confession!”
So the next day the boy goes to confession and says “My my isn’t it really dark in here?” Then a voice says back” Don’t start that Sh+t with me again boy!”
