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Friday, January 16, 2004 at 6:27 PM |
An old drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his bar-room buddies real late one night and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big, really big, brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests inquired.
"It's not a gong. It's a ta-ta-ta-talking clock," the drunk stammered.
"A talking clock? No. Seriously?" asked the astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk. "Ju-Ju-Just listen," the drunk replied as he picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering clash and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole ... it's ten past three in the morning!"
