a panda walks into a bar in the wild west
| Guest |
Friday, August 31, 2007 at 10:03 PM |
A panda walks into a bar in the wild west, takes a seat at a table, and orders a huge meal. When he finishes, he gets up, grabs a six-shooter from a cowboy at the bar, plugs the piano player and walks to the door.
"Hey, " shouts the barkeeper. "You killed my piano player and you're walking out without paying for your meal! What the hell are you doing?!?"
"You have a dictionary?" replies the panda. The barkeep nods. "I'm a panda. Look it up." And the panda walks out.
So the barkeep grabs a dictionary he's been using to prop up one corner of the bar, and sure enough, in the entry under panda the dictionary says, "A large bear native to Asia; eats shoots and leaves".
| chinmuzik |
Friday, September 7, 2007 at 3:09 PM |
wouldn't that joke work too - if the set up was:
......during the filming of a porno movie, a Panda walks on the set....
