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Jean Luc Xavier Stewart


Guest Thursday, July 5, 2007 at 1:37 AM

Jean Luc Picard, Charles xavier, and Patrick Stewart were having a conversation about daily life, arts, culture and science, when they decided to make a deal. Charles Xavier would be decided to be the best at cultural philosophy, Patrick Stewart would be best in the arts, and Picard would be the smartest at science.

"So, Patrick, why did you say that I was the best at science?"

Stewart responded. "Your from the friggen future. You can shoot lasers from a remote! Captain, why did you decide I was best at the arts?" Thinking for a moment, Picard gave his best answer. "I'm only interested in music, and not much in theatre, and after all, you were great as that gay man in Frasier." Professor Xavier wanted his answer. Thinking he may be getting recognized for his hard work in human rights, and mutant and human equality, both were about to speak, when Picard gave the answer... "Well, for starters, you put up with our incessant babbling for five hours on end about our girl friends and Mr. Stewart's roles as gay men...thats earned you a gold star in Heaven for pacifism...."


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