A Genie and an Ex-Wife
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Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 8:22 PM |
A man recently came home from work one day to find his wife cheating on him. Crushed, he spends the next few days in the gutter, drunk. Soon, however, he comes across a genie bottle. Rubbing the bottle, a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you three wishes. But I must tell you, whatever you get, you ex-wife will get double of."
The man wishes for a new house. He gets one, and his ex gets two.
He wishes for a car. He recieves one and his ex-wife gets two.
For his last wish, the man asks to get beaten half to death.
| Guest |
Sunday, January 28, 2007 at 9:54 PM |
Hilarous!
